Bacon: Make tempeh bacon (this can be done ahead of time and reheated on the stove).
Prep: Prep remaining ingredients - wash and dry the lettuce, slice tomato, toast the bread.
Sauce: Stir together mayonnaise, garlic, paprika, salt, and pepper.
Assemble: Onto 2 slices of the toasted bread, slather the mayo mixture and layer on tomatoes, lettuce (sprinkle tomato with salt and pepper for maximum yum), and "bacon". Top each with the final slice of bread (makes 2 sandwiches).